Douche of the Year
2008 - Bobby Musgrove - For Commiting to his band to play washboard
2007 - Brian Gross - Just Because - Fall
2007 - Adam Grayson - But he did hit over .200
2006 - Brian Gross aka Buckethead - Showed up to 3 games
MVP
2008 - Mark Freeberg - Summer
2007 - Kurt Larson - Great Fall Season!
2007 - Kurt Larson - Summer
2006 - Kurt Larson - Great Fall! Pitching and Hitting
PigPen Award
2006 - Bobby Musgrove - Smells like armpits
Defensive Genius
2008 - Kurt Larson - Summer
2007 - Mark Freeberg - Summer
2006 - Nick Manning - First Base Vacuum
Beat Writer/Loud Mouth
2007 - Mark Freeberg - Talking shit about everyone
Shea Stadium Sux
2006 - Jeremy Basis - For being a Mets Fan
Da Bears
2006 - Mike Marsico - Da Bears... Uh Superbowl Losers
Cy Young
2008 - Alan Johnson - Summer
2007 - Jeremy Basis - Untouchable Fall
2007 - Jeremy Basis - Summer
Worst Defensive Player of the Year
2008 - Leigh Diamenti - Summer
2007 - Mike Marsico - Summer
Mr. Congeniality
2008 - Jeremy Basis - Summer
2007 - Jeremy Basis - Summer
Best Play of the Year
2007 - Kurt Larson - Walk Off Grand Slam - Fall
2007 - Mark Freeberg - 3 Diving Catches in one game (summer)
Mitch Willimas--Pitcher to neve pitch again
2008 - Ben Purer - Summer
2007 - Brian Gross - Summer
Worst Play of the Year
2008 - Adam Grayson - Summer- Gets doubles off 2B on Ben's Lineout
2007 - Kurt Larson Thrown out at second to end the game - Summer
Most Pathetic Item of the Year
2007 - Bobby Musgrove - Summer - Missing 2 games due to excessive partying
Most Likely to Have Better Stats Next Season
2007 - Tim Anders - Summer
Comeback Player of the Year
2008 - Brian Gross - Summer
2007 - Alan Johnson - Outstanding Fall
2007 - Brian Gross - Summer
Most Hated Opponent
2008 - Hornets Middle-aged Manager Jack - Loves Jesus Hates B-Gross
2007 - Brian Gross/Expos Manager - Co-Winners for Fall